Elliot: Mom, do sharks have hearts?
Mom: Sure they do!
Elliot: Then why are they so mean?
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Elliot: Mom, are we losing gravity?
Mom: Why would you be wondering that?
Elliot: Because when I come down from a jump, I seem to be coming down slower than usual.
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(conversation upon mom almost closing the fridge door on Cade)
Cade: MOM! You almost KILLED me!
Mom: No, I didn’t almost kill you!
Cade: Yes you DID! You almost KILLED ME! You almost totally…CRUSHED…ME!
Mom: I’m sorry. Won’t happen again.
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Cade: Can I have breakfast, mom?
Mom: Sure. Bagel and cream cheese?
Cade: Yes.
Mom: Want some coffee with that?
Cade: (without looking away from the tv) noooo….I don’t like coffee anymore.
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